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THE GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E. GUIDE |
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The Dog-Gone Affair |
September 13, 1966 |
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On an island near Greece, UNCLE Agent,
Mark Slate watches as a Thrush agent tests a new drug by spraying it
on some partying villagers. The drug slows them to half speed. If the
drug is unleashed on the world, ecomonic chaos would ensue. The only
known antidote is on its way to the Island via commercial flight ...
on the fleas of a dachsund accompanied by UNCLE Agent, April Dancer. |
Director: Barry Shear Writer: Tony Barrett |
Guest starring: Allen Jaffe, Susan Brown,
Beth Brickell, Jan Arvan, Luciana Paluzzi, Marcel Hillaire, Kurt Kazner |
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The
Prisoner of Zalamar Affair |
September 20, 1966 |
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Zalamar is a tiny but very
important Arabian State. Mark is there to protect it's ruler, Ali
Hassen, after rumors of trouble. Unfortunately, Mark is unsuccessful.
Ali Hassen succumbs to poisoned popcorn and his daughter, Fatima, who
is next in line to rule, is kidnapped. April, a dead ringer for
Fatima, is sent to Zalamar to impersonate Fatima until she can be
found and released from her captors. |
Director: Herschel
Daugherty Writer: Max Hodge |
Guest starring: Richard
Hale, Vincent Beeck, Henry Calvin, Jason Wingreen, Rafael Campos,
John Gabriel, Abraham Sofaer, Brenda Benet, Michael Ansara |
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The Mother Muffin Affair |
September 27, 1966 |
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UNCLE Agent Napoleon Solo
is in London with April where they are to pick up instructions in the
form of a half-penny in a beggar's cap. Unfortunately, Solo was
followed from the airport by Mother Muffin, an elderly lady who leads
a group of assassins bent on retrieving the half-penny first. |
Director: Sherman Marks
Writer: Joseph Calvelli |
Guest starring: Richard
Peel, Charles Dierkop, William Tuttle, Mitzie Evans, Arthur Malet,
Mary Esther Denver, Bruce Gordon, Bernard Fox, Robert Vaughn, Boris Karloff |
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The Mata Hari Affair |
October 4, 1966 |
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Someone is after belly
dancer Mata Hurens, who has a message for Mr. Waverly. She boards a
train for London as does April who is trying to see to her safe
arrival. However, a bomb has been planted on the tracks. The train
derails and many are killed, including Mata Hurens. April survives
and is determined to find the murderer. By impersonating the dead
bellydancer, April hopes the killer, thinking he's failed will make
another attempt. Then, April and Mark can capture him. |
Director: Joseph Sargent
Writer: Sameul A. Peeples |
Guest starring: Leslie
Dean, David Watson, David Hurst, Christopher Cary, Edward Mulhare |
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The Montori Device Affair |
October 11, 1966 |
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UNCLE headquarters in Rome
is raided by Thrush agents who swipe a small, jewel-like device
called a Montori. The Montori allows UNCLE agents to listen in on any
UNCLE channels, even scrambled ones. Waverly orders all
communications at UNCLE to cease until the device is recovered. With
six world leaders coming together for a top-secret conference,
Waverly believes Thrush intends to create chaos at the meeting.
Without communications, Waverly is unable to warn the world leaders
of the probable danger. April and Mark must find the device. |
Director: John Brahm
Writer: Boris Sobelman |
Guest starring: Lyn Peters,
Jackie Mitchell, Gabrielle Herrera, Vince Ali, Alfred Shelly, Norbert
Siegfried, Roger Til, Ivor Barry, Randy Whipple, William Edmonson,
Linda Watkins, Lisa Loring, John Carradine, Dee Hartford, Edward Andrews |
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The Horns-of-the-Dilemma Affair |
October 18, 1966 |
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Mexican millionaire and
bullfight aficionado, DeSada, is head of Thrush:Central America. In
an effort to gain control of Project Gamma, a rocket transport
capable of 5,000 mph, he has kidnapped the three men who have created
it. Meanwhile, his own scientist has develped a machine capable
draining a brain of all its knowledge and transfering to a computer
tape. April has made contact through one of DeSada's helpers, a
famous matador. Mark takes on the persona of a bullfight critic to
aid April in freeing the three kidnap victims. |
Director: John Brahm
Writer: Tony Barrett |
Guest starring: Noel de
Souza, Thordis Brandt, David Sharpe, Martin Kosleck, Charles H.
Radilak, Tony Davis, Sandra Sullivan, Harold Dyrenforth, Peter
Mamakos, Alejandro Rey, Fernando Lamas |
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The Danish Blue Affair |
October 25, 1966 |
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Mark and April are sent to
Denmark to rescue Stanley Umlaut who has been kidnapped by Thrush.
Stanley, unknowingly, has eaten a piece of Danish blue cheese that
contains a microdot hidden by Thrush agents. |
Director: Mitchell Leisen
Writer: Arthur Weingarten |
Guest starring: John
MacNusson, Walter Janowitz, Patrick Campbell, Carl Carlsson, Burt
Brandon, Ernest Sarracino, Fritz Feld, Ivan Triesault, Mark de Vries,
Cindy Taylor, Virginia Gregg, William Bramley, Lloyd Bochner, Dom De Louise |
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The Garden of Evil Affair |
November 1, 1966 |
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A doctor developes a serum
that is able to transfer the mind of a dead person into the brain of
one of his descendants. The doctor is murdered by members of a cult
who kill by scratching their victims. The Cambodyses cult are fed
small amounts of poison on a daily basis until they are immune to its
affects. However, it renders their finger nails deadly weapons. The
cult, Thrush, and UNCLE want the serum and the doctor's granddaughter. |
Writer: John O'Dea / Arthur Rowe |
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The Atlantis Affair |
November 15, 1966 |
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April and Mark are looking
for Professor Antrum who has been searching for Atlantis. Rumors
indicate that crystals able to concentrate the power of the sun into
a beam more powerful than a laser are hidden at the entrance to
Atlantis. According to a cryptogram that entrance is on the property
of an eccentric name LeGallows. Antrum is kidnapped by Thrush and
recovered by UNCLE only to be re-kidnapped along with April and Mark. |
Writer: Richard Matheson |
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The Paradise Lost Affair |
November 15, 1966 |
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Thrush is determined to crush the
economies of the countries bordering the Pacific by creating new
submarine smuggling lanes. They finish laying out the plans on a ship
in the South Pacific. Mark swipes the plans and instigates a mutiny.
April and Mark are forced to abandon ship and the plans are lost.
April washes up on a tiny Island and is captured by the ruler. Mark
to the rescue! Unfortunately, the ship's captain also survives the
wreck and washes up on the island. |
Writer: John O'Dea / Arthur Rowe |
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The Lethal Eagle Affair |
November 29, 1966 |
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April is tied atop a car being attacked by
an eagle as part of an experiment by a retired Thrush agent, Gita
Vlander. From inside Gita, Thrush agent Egon, and Gita's scientist
watch. The scientist has a molecular reorganizer and aims it at the
eagle. The eagle vanishes and turns up in a cage behind Egon. Gita
assures him it works on people, too. |
Writer: Robert Hill |
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The
Romany Lie Affair |
December 6, 1966 |
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The owner of Circus
Sadvaricci returns to his circus after a financial killing and is
confronted by the Countess who knows he has caused her financial
ruin. Sadvaricci kills and buries her when she threatens to expose
him for stock market manipulation, enter UNCLE. April goes under
cover in his circus as an aerialist. |
Writer: Tony Barrett |
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The Little John Doe Affair |
December 6, 1966 |
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A big time gambler, Joey
Celeste, has contacted UNCLE with an offer to inform on his bosses.
April is sent to Italy to escort him to UNCLE headquarters. However,
his old bosses have learned of his intention. They hire a notorius
hitman who has never failed to miss his mark to eliminate Celeste. |
Writer: Joseph Calvelli |
Guest starring: Pernell
Roberts, Wally Cox |
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14.
The
Jewels of Topango Affair |
December 20, 1966 |
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April is lured off and
drugged in an African airport where she his waiting for Mark. When
she recovers, Mark is gone. April is sent to Topango to stop a plot
that includes killing the King and stealing the country's diamonds. |
Writer: Berne Giler |
Guest starring: Leslie Uggams |
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The Faustus Affair |
December 27, 1966 |
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Professor Quantum has
created a seemingly useless machine that extracts the color out of
everything in it's wake. A stranger, however, offers the Professor
anything he wants in exchange for the Light Variator. April, posing
as a lab assistant, has been sent to keep an eye on Quantum and he
has fallen in love with her. The professor decides that what he
really wants is his "lab assistant" and he's willing to
turn over the machine if his wish is granted. |
Writer: Jerry McNeely |
Guest starring: Raymond
Massey, Tom Bosley, Carol Wayne |
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The
U.F.O. Affair |
January 3, 1967 |
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A crime syndicate learns
that it is being investigated by April. The boss, Dossetti, orders
her killed but one of his men finds her appealing and kidnaps her to
be part of his harem. The syndicate intends to create a diversion
with a UFO and to raid the Royal Palace. |
Writer: Warren Duff |
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The Moulin Ruse Affair |
January 17, 1967 |
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UNCLE has received
information on an attack by Dr. Vladimir Toulouse. He has created a
pill that gives superhuman strength to anyone who takes it and has
threatened to unleash a superhuman army unless a ransome is paid. |
Writer: Jay Simms / Fred Eggers |
Guest starring: Shelley
Berman, Yvonne de Carlo |
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The Catacomb and Dogma Affair |
January 24, 1967 |
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April and Mark are in
Venice to capture Horsch, a top-ranking crook. April manages to grab
him and the three set off for the Yugoslavian border. When border
guards board the train on which they are passengers, Horsch escapes.
April gives chase, following him to a villa where she is captured and
drugged. Meantime, Mark is trying to trace April and they eventually
uncover a plot to loot the Vatican. |
Writer: Warren Duff |
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The Drublegratz Affair |
January 31, 1967 |
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The King of Drublegratz is
dying. The heirs to the throne are his three sons, but THRUSH wants
to take over the country. They send Dr. Igor Gork with his sound
projector. As one of the sons drives across a bridge, Dr. Gork uses
the projector to destroy it. April and Mark are sent to prevent any
further deaths in the Royal Family. |
Director: Mitchell Leisen
Writer: Boris Sobelman |
Guest starring: Patricia
Barry, The Daily Flash, Vito Scotti, Christopher Held |
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20.
The Fountain of Youth Affair |
February 7, 1967 |
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Mark and April arrange to
meet an informant who claims a politically important woman is in
danger at Rejuvena Isle. However, two killers with an odd gun shoot
her first. When Mark and April arrive, the informant is dead, having
expired from old age though a very young woman. It is discovered that
Baroness Blangstead offers the fountain of youth, her wonder drug, to
those who can pay her price: Official Secrets. |
Writer: Robert Bloch /
Richard DeRoy |
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The Carpathian Killer Affair |
February 14, 1967 |
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Thrush Agent Mother Magda is plotting the
elimination of world leaders and planning to replace them with exact
doubles. Mark loses the tape with all the details as to how it will
be done. April and Mark must recover it immediately. |
Director: Barry Shear Writer: Arthur Weingarten |
Guest starring: Ann Sothern |
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The Furnace Flats Affair |
February 21, 1967 |
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The Utter Anguish Gold Mine
is up for grabs when the owner dies. The mine contains a huge vein of
Triterian crystals that can be used to make death beams from laser
light. Thrush and UNCLE are VERY interested in acquiring the mine. |
Director: Barry Shear
Writer: Archie L. Tegland |
Guest starring: Peggy Lee,
Ruth Roman, Susan Browning |
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The Low Blue C Affair |
February 28, 1967 |
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A retired gangster from Chicago is second
in line to rule a small Mediterranean country. He assassinates the
Duke leaving only one person in his way, Major Stella who is
currently saving souls in London. Mark and April are sent to persuade
her to save her country. |
Writer: David Giler / Berne Giler |
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The Petit Prix Affair |
March
7, 1967 |
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A French School for Civil Administrators
always plans a commando exercise for its graduating students. Waverly
knows that there is some kind of hijack being planned so he sends
April and Mark to investigate. |
Writer: Robert Hill |
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The Phi Beta Killer Affair |
March 14, 1967 |
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A French School for Civil Administrators
always plans a commando exercise for its graduating students. Waverly
knows that there is some kind of hijack being planned so he sends
April and Mark to investigate. |
Writer: Jackson Gillis |
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26.
The Double-O-Nothing Affair |
March 21, 1967 |
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Thrush has developed a new mobile force
that enable them to disrupt UNCLE operations. Mark infiltrates the
group and tapes their transmissions. He makes his getaway, hides the
tape in his rented car, and contacts April but he is shot in the leg.
The car and tape are stolen by a man who overhears his transmission
to April. Mark is taken off the case; April is assigned the case. |
Director: John Brahm Writer: Dean Hargrove |
Guest starring: Edward Asner |
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The U.N.C.L.E. Samurai Affair |
March 28, 1967 |
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Waverly believes that a Japanese war
criminal is active again. Mark and April go to Hawaii to investigate
their only lead, his sister. When their informant is killed, it's
obvious to Mark and to April that the sister is involved. |
Writer: Tony Barrett |
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The High and the Deadly Affair |
March 28, 1967 |
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April poses as an airline stewardess; Mark
is disguised as a big game hunter. Both are on board a plane carrying
a number of scientists to a Council of World Scientists meeting. One
doctor aboard has developed a substance that, carried by harmless
birds, can cause slow death to humans. Also on the same flight is the
doctor who has developed the antidote. Waverly fears a confrontation
between the two hence April and Mark on the scene. |
Writer: Jameson Brewer |
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The Kooky Spook Affair |
April
11, 1967 |
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Mark inherits a home in England. April,
who is key witness against a Thrush Agent, has been threatened.
Waverly suggests April stay with Mark until the trial. Unfortunately,
a plot is afoot to kill Mark so that the stately home can be
inherited by another relative. |
Director: Richard C. Bennett Writer: John
O'Dea / Arthur Rowe |
Guest starring: Estelle Winwood |
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