I'm not
a magician, I'm just an old country doctor.
I'm a
surgeon, not a psychiatrist.
I'm a
doctor, not an escalator.
I'm a
doctor, not a coal miner.
What am
I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?
I will
not peddle flesh! I am a physician!
No!
Signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms
scattered back and forth across space by this gadget..
He's
Dead, Jim!
Whatever
it is, it's dead, Jim.
You're
dead, Jim.
By
Golly! He won't die!
Man is
not just a biological unit that you can patch together.
Are you
wearing some unusual kind of perfume, or something radioactive, my dear?
Do you
have a point, Spock?
Crazy
way to travel spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
Spock!
Do something!
Blast
medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the human
body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about.
Compassion
-- that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one
thing that keeps men ahead of them.
In a
pig's eye!
Are you
out of your Vulcan mind? Now will someone please tell me what's going on?
Oochie
Woochie Coochie Coo!
Who's
been holding up the damn elevator?
Shut-up
Spock we're rescuing you!
You
can't evaluate a man by logic alone.
You!
What PLANET is this?
In the
long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first few
minutes of a play.
Beware
Romulans bearing gifts.
I'm the
Doctor around here!
I'll
touch you anyway or manner!
The
green blooded S-O-B!
Damn medievalism!
His
brain is unimpaired! Everything else is functioning normally except
his memory!
War is
never imperative.
Damn it
Jim! What the hell's the matter with you?
We know
what a Klingon is!
Oh, I
find that shocking!
The
semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how
much is real or how much is imagination.
Without
water, we're all just three or four pounds of chemicals.
I'm not
a magician Spock, just an old country doctor!
Hot as Vulcan.
...bacteriological
warfare... hard to believe we were once foolish enough to play
around with that.
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In this
galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million
Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million,
million galaxies like this. But in all of that, and perhaps more,
only one of each of us.
If
you're speaking of worships of sorts, we represent many beliefs.
We all
have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what we are.
It's
not really ugly, it's human.
Killing
is stupid; useless!
Monsters
come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them
all? Guilt.
Very Impressive!
A
princess should not be afraid, not with a brave knight to protect her.
Please,
Spock, do me a favor and don't say it's "fascinating"
It is a
human characteristic to love little animals, especially if they're
attractive in some way.
We're
all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine. But
when it comes to your job - that's different. And it always will be different.
The
release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy.
In
plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.
You
treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.
Oh joy.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
I may throw up on ya.
James T. Kirk:
I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in
the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might
crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with
a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your
eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in
darkness and silence.
James T. Kirk:
Well, I hate to break this to you, but
Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go. The
ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is
my bones.
I told you people I don't need a doctor,
dammit - I AM a doctor!
I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear
of dying in something that flies!
Well, those symptoms won't last long. I'm
going to give you a mild sedative.
Don't be such an infant.
[Shaking his head] Unbelievable.
Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
I'm doing you a favor. I couldn't just
leave you there looking all pathetic. Take a seat. I'm gonna give you
a vaccine against viral infection from Melvaren mud fleas.
Well, congratulations, Jim. We've got no
captain and no god-damned first officer to replace him.
A reaction to the vaccine, dammit! Nurse
Chapel, I need 50 cc's of cortizone!
