Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

Holy Smoke!

Holy haberdashery!

Holy fly-paper, what a fix!

Holy popcorn!

Holy ravioli!

Holy hole in donut!

Leaping lumbago!

Holy headlines, we look like page one dumb-bells!

We'll use our Anti-Crime-Computer in the Batcave.

Holy Venezuela, you're right!

Oh, boy!

Holy graveyards, Batman!

Holy crossfire!

Holy Switcheroo, I should have known!

Holy happenstance!

Hot diggety!

Holy fruit salad!

Holy Las Vegas! Where are we?

Holy ball and chain!

Holy alphabet!

Holy magician!

Holy murder!

Holy hailstorm!

Ok, Batman, lets deliver the punchline!

Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie! The chief cheerleader... a member of the Joker's criminal gang! Is it possible, Batman?

Holy New Years Eve! He's got me in his famous trick streamers!

She'll be in the gym, practicing cheers.

This time it'll cost you a big penalty, False Face. We're going to withdraw you from circulation and deposit you in jail!

Holy Houdini!

Holy bouncing boilerplated fists!

Holy transistors!

Green hair... holy wigs!

Holy cats, a cat!

Face it, False Face: you've been out-decoyed!

Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way...

Holy icepicks!

Catwoman, you are not a nice person!

Holy geography!

Holy felony!

I'm just a little sore, Batman, that's all.

Golly, Batman, I hope we're not too late.

Holy leopard. What a change of spots.

Holey Taj Mahal! Look at those jewel studded golfclubs!

Holy hurricane! What's that?

Holy whiskers! That was a close shave!

Holy asp! A trick Egyptian snake!

Holy hieroglyphics! This might mean a battle royale!

Holy nick of time! Lucky for us we just finished installing the bulletproof windshield on the Batmobile.

Gosh, Batman, is there anything you don't know?

Holy skyrocket! He hit the Batbeam button, and the ejector seat went off!

Holy taxidermy! That dummy sure passed the test.

Six of them, two of us, odds are in our favor!

Holy magic lantern! An immense picture of the new bridge!

Holy headache.

Holy triple feature, doesn't that Riddler ever learn?

Holy kindergarten!

Holy molars. Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!

Holy smokes! Sky writing!

Holy clockwork! What next?

Holy Wayne Manor! You don't mean our Alfred?

Holy oxygen!

Holy rudder!

Holy jitterbugs!

Holy inquisition! This is about the most frightening chamber of horrors I've ever seen.

Holy hostage!

Holy Houdini - they've disappeared!

Speaking as an average, ordinary, red-blooded, typical American teenager, I think this is one of the worst things that could have happened!

Holy Blackbeard!

Holy deviltry!

Holy oleo!

Holy D'Artagnan!

Holy cliche. Does he expect us to fall for that?

Holy weaponry! Look what she's got in her paws.

Holy taxation! You're right again, Batman.

Holy transistor's bill! What an installation!

Holy hotspot, Batman! What can we do?

Holy fireworks!

The world? Holy cosmos!

You're letting her go? Well, I admit she's gorgeous, Batman, but what does she have that all the other gorgeous creatures didn't?

Holy sarcophagus!

Holy Frankenstein! It's alive!

Holy corpuscles!

Holy jawbreaker!

Holy highwire!

Holy camouflage!

Holy Wernher von Braun! Look at that wheelchair go!

Hmmm. Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.

Holy rocking chair!

Holy gunpowder, Batman! What can we do?

No wonder the Batcomputer couldn't figure out her plan, it was too easy!

Holy hairdo!

Holy forecast, Batman!

Holy greeting cards! He's out cold!

Holy rheostat! Look at the time!

Holy jailbreak!

Holy Edison! You're a whiz, Batman!

Holy sundials!

Holy mainsprings!

Holy masquerade!

This is the saddest day of my young life, Batman.

Goodbye Gotham City, you were my kind of town.

Holy recompense!

Holy fratricide!

Holy relief!

Holy fugitives!

Holy greed!

Holy Bluebeard!

Holy heartbreak!

Holy bank balance!

Holy disaster area!

Holy giveaways, Batman!

I smell a rat.

Holy coffin nails, Batman!

Holy potluck!

Bulging Ballot Boxes, Batman, that was some offer!

This'll teach that crook to be a litterbug. He should put trash in the proper waste container!

Holy metronome!

Holy Caruso, how?

Holy perfect pitch!

Holy hijack!

Holy chicken coop!

Holy distortion!

Why you... beast. You sinful beast!

Holy pseudonym!

Holy vertebroth!

I'm afraid this could be a trap, Batman.

Holy keyring!

Holy keyhole!

Holy mesmerism!

Holy hydraulics!

Holy floodgate!

Holy fate worst than death!

Holy hypnotism!

Holy Houdini, where's the commissioner?

Holy Harem, Batman. What a nest!

Holy trolls and goblins!

Holy stalactites, Batman!

Holy shucks!

Close your eyes and pucker, and don't worry about your reputation.

Holy CinemaScope!

Holy miscast, Batman!

Holy history!

You underhanded weasel!

Batman teaches me a little poetry, in between remanding criminals to jail.

Holy cliffhangers, Batman!

Holy catastrophes, Batman!

Holy bullseye, Batman!

Remind me to give the Batmobile an extra quart of oil next time we change it.

Holy armadillo!

Holy razor's edge! Was that a close shave!

Holy journey to the center of the Earth!

Holy hardest metal in the world!

Holy waste of energy!

Holy karats, a diamond!

Holy hoofbeats!

Holy gall!

Holy interplanetary yardstick!

Holy known unknown flying objects!

Holy rock garden!

Sure, Batman. If it hadn't been for our anti-thermal Bat-T-shirts we've been wearing lately.

She looks very pretty when she's asleep.

Holy disappearing act!

Holy unrefillable prescriptions!

Holy helplessness!

Holy catastrophe!

Holy giveaways!

What happened to Batgirl?

Persimmon Pressurizer? Holy astringent plum-like fruit!

The Batphone number is unlisted.

Holy Hors d'oeuvre, Chief O'Hara! Keep that cat away from us.

That's no way to talk to an old lady.

A cauldron of creeps, Batman!

Holy jigsaw puzzles!

Holy stampede!

Holy guacamole!

Holy batlogic!

Ole, Batman, ole!

Holy toreador!

Oh. Holy Matador, then!

We're on official business!

Holy resourcefulness!

Holy straight jacket!

Holy firing squad!

Holy blank cartridge!

Holy flip-flop! What happen to justice?

Holy levitation!

Holy Davy Jones!

Holy chocolate eclair!

Holy Guadalcanal, Batman! What now?

Maybe it's a trick to get us out from behind our Bat-shield.

Holy Rip Van Winkle!

Holy Heidelberg!

Holy mush!

The surfs coming up and we gotta catch a big one.

Holy Graf Zeppelin, an aerial balloon!

Holy flight plan!

Holy deposit slip!

Holy Hamlet!

Holy Audubon, Batman!

Holy crackup!

Holy stratosphere!

Holy miracles, Batman, you got his number on your first try!

You fiendish quack!

You diabolical devil!

Holy self-service!

Holy astronomy!

Holy Terminology, Batman!

The odds are even, Joker! Two against two!

It'll be a cold day in August when we're scared of you, Riddler.

Something's fishy here, Batman.

Holy astronomy!

Holy mashed potatoes!

Holy human pearls, Batman!

Holy gambles, Batman.

Holy nick of time, Batman, am I glad you showed up!

Alone with me? But why?

Holy diversionary tactic!

But he'll be crushed like a walnut!

You went awry, Riddler! Years ago! Don't you know that crime never pays?

Holy trampoline!

Holy fork in the road!

Right was on our side, that's how!

As usual your riddles led us right to you.

Holy Titanic, Batman! We're going down for the last time!

Holy funny bone, the Joker!

Holy chutzpah!

Holy precision!

Holy dead end!

Holy clockworks! A mechanical marvel!

Holy Frankenstein, we've done it!

Holy bankruptcy!

Holy remote control robot!

Holy stomachache! Some sour applepie!

Holy wedding cake, wait till we tell Bruce Wayne!

Holy caffeine!

Holy Hollywood! An out-of-towner. That's why he doesn't know who Batman is...

Holy crystal ball!

Holy human collector's item!

Holy oversight!

Holy flypaper, Batman!

Holy split seconds! Let's go!

Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!

I think it's blown a bat-fuse.

Holy living end.

Holy jet set!

Hey, that's me!

Holy olfactory!

Holy reverse polarity! I did it! I got you out of Black Widow's clutches!

Batman... he's almost on me!

Holy tip off!

Holy hoaxes!

Holy hostage!

Holy hamburger! I'm going to be cut to pieces by these blades!

Holy ice skates!

Holy floor-covering!

Holy complications!

Holy sudden incapacitation!

Holy blackout!

Holy hieroglyphics!

Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great!

Holy 4th Amendment!

Holy stand-stills! I wish this elevator would get here.

Your goose, so to speak, is cooked!

Holy one-track-Batcomputer-mind!

We're licked!

The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them. It's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations - guiding our destiny.

It gets fishier all the time, Batman.

You're a blot on the name of Gotham City University. When the students find out what kind of a person you really are, they'll hate you forever.

Holy bijoux!

Come on, Batgirl.

Holy mucilage!

Holy time bomb! Lucky we happened to be here.

Holy non sequiturs!

Holy diversionary tactic!

Holy Luther Burbank!

Man eating lilacs. Holy purple cannibals!

The flower children think we're cool man, like we turn them on, you know?

Holy hoofbeats!

They'll mob me!

Holy crying towels, Batman! This stuff is terrible!

Holy understatements, we would have been in the soup for good.

The Bat-computer is none too frisky today, Batman.

Batman has more courage in his little finger than you have in your whole cowardly body, you...

Holy anagrams! What's the answer?

Cowabunga!

Holy ten toes!

Holy pincushions!

Holy human surfboards!

Holy detonation!

Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors!

Holy show-ups, that's Batgirl!

Holy haziness!

Holy roadblocks!

Holy surprise parties!

Holy here-we-go-again, Batman!

Holy Tartars!

Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!

Holy return from oblivion! We're still alive!

Oh, come on, Batman!

Holy rising hemlines! Are we being dared to stop a robbery of miniskirts, Batman?

Holy gullibility!

Holy Tenzin adulation!

You 20th century witch, Lady Peasoup! You know I wouldn't fight a female, even a small army of females.

I was down to my last African Death Bee Antidote Pil, but I popped it in my mouth, and I'm fine.

Gosh, yes, Batman. Holy crucial moment!

Holy cold creeps! Leave it to crooks like them to think of a trick like this!

Holy finishing touches!

Holy bargain basements, Batman!

Holy hamstrings!

Holy underwritten metropolis!

Holy slipped disc!

Holy mechanical armies!

Holy knit one, purl two!

Holy Rip Van Winkle.

Holy hypodermics!

You're not protected against a good right jab, you slimey bird!

Holy homework! I'm getting out of here!

Holy levitation!

Why don't I perish here? It's closer.

The despair was mutual, Alfred.

There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!

Holy dilemma! If we go to rescue Batgirl, Catwoman escapes with The Golden Fleece!

Holy homecoming! Egghead and Olga!

Holy Robert Louis Stevenson!

The more you work with Batman, the more amazing he seems.

Holy nightmare!

Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!

Gosh, drinking's sure a filthy thing isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes.

Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman!

Holy sardine!

Are you sure you didn't hurt your head in that fight, Batman?

When you think, Batman, with those four supercrooks hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police!

Holy costume party. That's the Penguin.

Holy polaris!

Holy Halloween!

Holy heart failure.

Holy Long John Silver!

That crazy missile! It wrote two more riddles before it blew up!

Support your police! That's our message!

Holy demolition!

It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed.

Holy bikini!

Holy horseshoe!

Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?

I need a name, Batboy? Nightwing? I don't know, help me out, what's a good side-kick name?

You can't understand. Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.

Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!

I want a car. Chicks dig the car.

Holey rusted metal, Batman!

You got a real graditiude problem, you know that Bruce?

Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?

I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!

You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win.

This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!

I was just hanging around.

How 'bout, 'Nice to see ya? Glad you're here to save my life.'

She knows who we are. Guess we'll have to kill her.

I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.

We'll have to do this upside-down.

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand it that she was going to kiss me and not you, wasn't it? You couldn't stand it that she wanted me and not you!

Tell me and I'll kiss you.

It's the hockey team from hell!

Damn? Damn's not good.

I've gotta stop him!

Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.

Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!

It's the Batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo-!

Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.

Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.

Hi, police lady!

Uh... your Number Two needs to go number one.

Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?

Are we sure Gandhi said that?

Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!

Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!

Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!

It's the Bat-Train!

It's the Bat-Kayak!

It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!

It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?

Oh boy! I like Rock & Roll music as much as the next red-blooded average American teenager. But this stuff is awful!

Holy impossibility!

Holy apparition!

Holy tuxedo. If we're late, Aunt Harriet will kill us!

Holy shamrocks!

Holy cryptology, what was that all about?

Why, you're no dance teacher! You're Catwoman!

Boy, I'll bet you'll never want to kiss another girl as long as you live, Bruce.

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