Thou hast set me free. That means that I am free to please thee. And I am going to please thee very much.

Thou deceived me. I should turn thee into a serpent with two heads!

Somehow I must find a way to please thee, Master.

Thou art the most stubborn and ungrateful master I have ever served.

I will teach thee, Master.

Oh, weather is weather. In ancient Persia we had an old saying: Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.

This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space. This is Ali, killer of many giant men.

Did you really mean it when you said that I was the greatest thing that ever happened to you?

I jest you not, Master.

Are you not going to kiss me goodbye?

Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of...

Oh, cleverest master in all the world, teach me the meaning of this strange incantation.

Her vibrations are all wrong for you.

Two thousand years ago, my sister made better gravy than that. And she was the worst cook in the Middle East.

No. I agreed because I did not know what 'platonic' meant.

I would know more of this custom.

It will be a welcome change from staying home alone with my bottle.

Why will you not let me turn him into something? How about a frog?

A secret mission, huh? She did not leave many secrets!

Oh I happen to have learned a thing or two. From Galileo.

Oh, Master, I'm sorry! I know you must find this a little strange.

Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

Rain? Oh... Four Corners! I left the water running!

Terrible I have to make dinner. I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die

I do not wish to be Queen of Basenji if I must loose my Master.

All I do is think and blink.

A party! I Love parties. What should I wear?

How is my Master ever going to please both of you?

Gold is not my color.

Yes, this is a surprise.

Oh, darling don't not be so modest. You know you are a regular pool trout.

Master is football more important to you than I am?

I have never had a birthday party Master.

You are the bravest Master I ever had!

The Haji's warning! I must have lost my powers.

I am ready for the Cocca Beach Bank Master.

Oh yes, Major Nelson and I are going to Major Healy's house tonight for a party.

You Can't Arrest Me, I Don't Have a Driver's License.

And I'm the lemon?

I brought back the wrong astronaut.

The connective over extends into the jibran.

If you do not know I must be doing it wrong.

Oh no, my Master has never bought me any clothes.

Why did you not tell me you are going to the moon with a woman?

Oh be careful Master! Safe-crackers are dangerous criminals!

He is not your Master. He is my Master!

Oh, but you are wrong Master. I already have.

It's just a little thing I blinked up.

Who is Bonnie?

It's a cashmere goat.

And I am a genie!

I was the millionth customer at Food City so they made me Queen.

Sister you kissed my Master and made him think it was me!

You mean you have ruined our anniversary and made me the most unhappy genie in the whole universe and just for a silly old can of film?

You're Major Anthony Nelson you pay two lousy bucks an hour to cook and keep house for you. I can't stand here and answer dumb questions.

I have not seen my sister Jeannie in over 200 years.

Oh, there is nothing wrong with my pipes.

Gift? What kind of gift?

Hello NASA, this is Jeannie Nelson.

Of course I believe in ghosts. Do you not believe in genies?

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